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great Bart Simpson lines

Jasper: is this seat taken little girl? / Bart: I’m
not a girl, are you blind? / Jasper: yes…

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fucking the maid-1

hi!! i’m writing this true story from pakistan.
we live in a palatial house which is big enough for 10 persons
, but we are only four members , me, my parents and my sis.and
we also have one young maid.whose fig are 36-22-34
with nice round boobs and a perfect ass.
now to start with the story, once my family members were
out of station and the maid was to take care of the house in
their abscence.well i had stayed back due to the studies.
one day when we were alone i had just finished my bath and
came out of the bathromm wrapped with only a towel.the maid
was cleaning my room and was under the bed.i did’nt
see her and came into my room and threw my towel away.i was
completely nude now.the maid who saw this was shocked but
at the same time excited.she came under me and straight
away put her mouth into my tool. iwas perplexed about what
to do.i took this as an opportunity and she gave me a good
blow job.now it was my turn i laid back on the bed and asked
her to sit on my mouth with her saree up.i licked her pussy
like anything and she just came into my mouth 3 to 4 times…
well the remaining story will be continued in the 2nd part.
bye


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Friends, Suggest me

I am 40 and my wife is 35, married for 15years. After blessed
with two daughters, I have operated myself for Family planning
and thereafter I don’t use condom while fucking her. In
the last summer I am transferred to other town, about 150miles
from my city but I could not shift my family as my wife is also
working in a Limited Co. and daughters are also studying
there. So I am living alone and coming home every fortnight.
We don’t have any complaints about each others. But I am
annoyed since last week, when I was at home. My wife told
me that she has to go for some seminar and she will be back
by evening. When she was in the bathroom, she told me from
inside, to pay milkman’s bill. Just to search the key of
the cupboard, I opened her purse and surprised to see the
packet of condom there in. She again called me and told that
she kept keys on the dining table. I took that and paid to
milkman, In the meanwhile she came out, got ready and went
off. She came in the evening looking very tired, so I did
not say any thing . When she went to sleep, I checked her purse
but did not found the condoms there. I don’t know how to ask
her. Whether she is fucking somebody or what, its really
a difficult situation before me. Guys, pl suggest me the
better way.


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Family….

F A M I L Y

I ran into a stranger as he passed by,
“Oh excuse me please” was my reply.

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family

Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn’t have much luck until, one day, he comes across a Harley with a ‘for sale’ sign on it.
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Dedicated To My Family

Home is made of family;
It’s where I’ll always be,
cuz’ there isn’t a thing better,
in this whole world to me.
My husband, he works hard,
his hands are cracked and ruff,
yet he has a tender heart,
he comforts me when things get tuff.
Our oldest is now twenty,
our youngest is just seven,
though between them there are many,
it’s all I’ve seen of Heaven.
The Angels, they watch over us,
our family, our home.
God knows that I’m not lonely,
I’m barely ever alone!
No handbook was given to me,
the day that each arrived,
so through trials and error,
we somehow have survived.
Invisible glue made of love,
That’s what it’s all about;
Home and family are life to me,
and that is without a doubt.
Wealth is held in many ways,
we barely make ends meet.
Yet I am wealthy beyond compare,
for my children are healthy and sweet.
Home is where the heart is,
in snow or desert heat,
my heart is where my family is,
for love of family, can’t be beat!
We’ve never owned a house,
and we’ve felt the stormy weather;
but the love that bonds us now,
has kept us close together.
Home is where the heart is,
wherever that may be;
my heart is where my family is,
for they’re the very best part of me.

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My Teacher

Being a young, some what experienced horny male, a hotbabe that will say yes is what I need. A Women named Branddii
is what I call my “Teacher”. First, we studied the art of
anal sex. She taught me how to thrust in that tight little
hole, and how to bring us both into a heavenly world of our
own with that tight little opening. Next, she showed my
the pleasures of being ridden by a women. Sitting on my dick
was an incredible feeling that was extremely pleasurable.
Next, the Missionary position was the basics. As I thrust
in and out, she felt my asshole. When I became good enough
for her, she told me that she would grade me on performance
and ability. I agreed to do it, and she stripped, and bent
over. I immediately began to thrust in all of the positions
that I knew, and here’s the conversation that we shared
as I worked her into 4 crazy orgasms….

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Exchange Student

Dot, along with the rest of her family, was much too busy
with survival in post-war Germany. Social amenities for
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Erotismo de masas

En mis aos que llevo viviendo en la ciudad de Mxico, me
doy cuenta que la clase ms popular del pas prcticamente
no lee libros, segn la UNESCO los mexicanos somos de los
paises que menos libros lee (2.8 libros por ao). En contra
de estas estadsticas de libros, he observado que los cuentos
erticos que se venden en los puestos de revistas se venden
para las masas populares, y adems son un gran negocio porque
se venden en grandes cantidades y su precio est al alcance
de todos. Me atrev a comprar una de estas historietas y
me parecieron muy erticas: mujeres voluptuosas, con
grandes senos, grandes nalgas, con tanguitas transparentandose
por el vestido, los pezones resaltados bajo las blusas,
que terminan fornicando con hombres o mujeres mas por dinero
que por placer, y aunque nunca se ven totalmente desnudas,
los dibujantes que hacen estos comics, dibujan todas esas
curvas con una gran destreza que no necesitan plasmarlas
desnudas para poder llevar al lector a la excitacin. Realmente
son lecturas baratas de poco contenido pero que pueden
llevar a un sector de la poblacin a incrementar sus fantasas
sexuales.


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does it really have to hurt

I would have to say depends on the type of guy/girl your breaking
up with. Me for instance, I just recently broke up with mine.
It wasnt that hard but I do have the sadness every now and
then. The reason is because the guy I was with always had
it in his mind that he was GREAT. He was always right, nothing
he did or say was bad or wrong. Give me a freaking break. I
lived my life to make this guy happy, for over 3 years, i was
misable. I couldnt talk back to him, i couldnt defend myself
no matter what, i was always wrong, i couldnt correct him
on anything. He was GREAT. Then finally i saw the light,
i wanted out of the relationship. I knew if i stayed with
him my life would go no where. I got out and he gave me a choice,
a choice that i would never forget. It was either him or my
family he said. Im sorry but im not sorry, i choose my family.
My family is my life and would always be there for me and he
never understood that. This guy i was with, granted I loved
him but i hated him for the stuff he done. He drank, he lied
numerous of times to me, kept things from me, so much stuff
he has done to me and i just will never forgive him for it.
So this break up for me was not that bad, even though at times
i will be depressed. He only emailed me once to see how i was
doing. after 3 years you would think he would call non stop,
email me non stop, so on and so forth. Apparently I didnt
mean that much to him if he doesnt try to win me back right??
So i ask others out there, does breaking up really have to
hurt? I think sometimes it does and sometimes it doesnt
so much. What is your thought.


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